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The doctor shakes his head, scratches his brow, and makes more notes in the file. Three feet of my cock up your ass. There was a face off in the corner. If you are drinking, send me a sip. You need help, but you're too fucked up to be helped. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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31 Dirty Funny Picture Jokes That Are Never Appropriate But Always Funny

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What's with the 'hurry' business? Then,the daughter bought a hamster and named it 'nipples'. A: Because their plugged into a genius! I'll go across the road and get me mate Wayne to help. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. I was a little confused; different thought raced through my mind. What did the penis say to the vagina? The punchline implies that the third son is gay. He also gave away some very nice and expensive thing to his best friend for his birthday.

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The 9 Best Dirty Jokes of All Time

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Because you wore the wrong socks today. Q: What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? Little Lindsay was getting a visit by her cousin for the first time and when they were gonna go swimming during the night she saw him naked. After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm? A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! Why did the sperm cross the road? How many Hegelians does it take to change a light bulb? They sell them to fags for chewing gum. The blonde says to him that it's her boyfriend's car, and she's not drunk, and isn't on drugs. The worlds greatest foreskin teller. I have touched a male organ. And he bit me again! Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants.

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The 30 best dirty jokes which get you to laugh →

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Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Sucka dick and let me in. Two cowboys applied for the job. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting.

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Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

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What should you do if you come across an elephant? How is a girlfriend like a laxative? How in the earth can that be possible? What does a dog do that a man steps into? Just another reason to moan, really. What do they say to each other? If we lock the door we can try it out. A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. Jenny Tull Jenny Tull Who? Howie gonna hide this dead body? Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: You would be all right.

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50 Fucked Up Jokes You Should Never Tell Your Easily Offended Friends

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When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: A trip without the kids! Q: Ever had sex while camping? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. A: porn Q: How do you eat a squirrel? You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness. A compilation of the top ten dirty jokes that make you laugh so hard. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help? The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

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30 OFFENSIVE JOKES in Under 4 Minutes

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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. You get to be your own validation. Man: I told her to pack her shit and get the hell out! What do you call a deaf gynecologist? How do you find a blind man on a? What is the best part of a? He got bitten by a poisonous snake and he is out there in the desert right now in agony! Do U Want 2 Cd's Do U Want 2 Cd's Who? Both wiggle when you eat them. Knicker less girls shouldn't climb trees. A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? The inexperienced guy talks to his friend about his first encounter with a prostitute.

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