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You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. Yo Momma Joke 58 Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth. Yo mama so ugly that Krampus punishes kids every Christmas by showing them pictures of her in a bathing suit. Yo sistas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped Yo sister so fat, shes the reason London Bridge is falling down. But that's what happens when the topic of yo mama jokes come up.

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Yo momma so ugly, even her dildo needs viagra. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow. . Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow. Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo ugly jokes

There's a big difference between being funny and being a jerk. You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. Yo mama so ugly that when god was handing out looks she was last in line Yo momma so ugly she had to go trick or treating over the phone. With that in mind, check out the top 49 ugly jokes. Yo mama so ugly when she sent me a photo of her I screamed so loud that Caillou grew hair, Curious George was no longer curious, and McDonalds became healthy. Here is a great video with 100 Yo Mama Jokes. Your sister is so fat, her Apple Watch is and iPad Pro on a rope.

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Yo ugly jokes

A fat, ugly, cross-eyed, girl came dancing up next to me at a party. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. Yo mama so ugly that the pictures of her on the wall try to run away from themselves yo mama so ugly she made the bogey man run away your mama's so ugly does she had to sneak up on a glass just to get a drink of water yo mama so ugly that yo daddy met her in the dog show. Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves! Yo daddy dick so little if your mom was an ant she still couldn't play with it. Yo daddy is so black he makes Snoop Dog look like Mitt Romney yo daddy dick is so small when he is jacking off he wonders where it is yo daddy so fat and ugly dat he got ready to sit on the chair and the chair almost fainted Yo daddy so old he left his wallet on Noahs Ark Yo daddy so ugly that he is the sole reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs so fast.

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Yo ugly jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that she could walk into a deli and straighten all the sausages! We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. Yo Momma Joke 23 Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big! Yo Momma Joke 13 Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window. Here are 55 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want. Yo mama so ugly when she step outside all the car alarms started going off start playing why you so ugly you got me crying. Yo mama so ugly, when she stepped out of my car, I got fined for littering. So you have to be insulting, for it to give it some extra power. Yo Momma Joke 05 Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket! Yo Momma Joke 38 Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

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Yo mama's face could make The Pillsbury Dough boy hop back into the cardboard tube! Yo Mama's so ugly, when she died, they couldn't even tell if she was human. Yo daddy's penis so small yo mom thought she was a lesbian What do you call a dick with no hair?. Yo Momma Joke 83 your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean. Your sister is so dumb, she's the reason women only make 75 cents on the dollar. How to say yo mama jokes? His stomach stick out further than his dick-do. Yo Momma Joke 12 Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper. Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly she passed out a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.

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